first missing my period. then crying at the clinic... but why?
we had sex 3 months ago. you missed your period 2 weeks ago. but nice try.
Just turned my microbiology homework into a drinking game. The words are getting blurry but I think we're really bonding.
I just learned in bio that our sole purpose for life is to have sex.. so your high number is acceptable. its actually lacking.
My uncrustable is thawing in my straightener
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Dude, its flawless. what could go wrong?
Jail. That could go wrong.
Oh you don't have to buy a shower curtain, I stole the one from her bathroom. It has dolphins on it.
I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
I am undressing in in n out. They migit ca5l security. Are you provn d6 me?
OH MY GOD. SO PROUD.
Weed is now completely legal in Colorado and Washington. I repeat weed is now legal! I'm putting a deposit down on a house as we speak.
ROADTRIP.
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Amanda bynes is my spirit animal
It's a lube slip n slide down the hallway now. Details later.
His dick is magical but I don't want to die in this blizzard do you see my dilemma
I'm trying to arrange "Flawless" to come on as soon as I get up to leave the room after my thesis defense. Bow down bitches indeed.
does having sex with an episode of House playing in the background count as studying for my MCAT?
I like being woken up by phone calls of you sabotaging marriages
Randomize