I like it. Barfy the gin-flavoured Assman
before smithy murders me i need you to know 3 things. 1) i got with smithy's little sister last night. 2) i will always love you like my own brother. 3) smithy's little sis digs anal.
well apparently i yelled MY VAGINA WAS ANNIHILATED and his whole family heard
And we will make penis cookies and eat them suggestively
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So I think his penis grew over the weekend. Is that possible or does absence make the dick grow longer?
Only time i ever look at my online banking statement is to see when i left the bar.
3 guesses about who had to still-drunkenly facilitate a fire drill at 2:40am because freshmen can't handle microwave popcorn.
U should just post that picture of u two on facebook with the caption, does anyone know this girl? If so please tell her to take plan b, thanks
The fuck-me-pumps were hot, the XL hoody kinda ruined it.
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I feel like every time I get the courage to masturbate to a guy from Game of Thrones, they kill him off.
Hurry up I'm getting mooned by a hobo
I was mad at him...then I jerked off. Now I'm over it. Orgasms fix everything, I swear.
Sorry you saw me having sex with your brother on the beach
We found him. He just came running out of the closet with a bruise on his face saying he has been fighting elves in Narnia for a year.
sober me needs to have more faith in drunk me.
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