During the middle of giving him head, he flashes his phone and says "I like to watch."
I have no idea why I said that. I have no idea why anything happened last night, I broke my toaster making a egg. I'm going to quit drinking.
My only objective is to get drunk enough to forget the last 364 days.
I think a kid would responsible me up
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I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
i'm sad to say... seems like women around here set up their armageddon booty calls ahead of time. wanna fill all these condoms with tequila and head downtown???
I've literally already typed in by booty call text for friday night. all I have to do now is wait for is drunk me to press send
The band last night was really good
That was definitely karaoke. Guess that answers my follow up question on how drunk you were.
that is terrible, if I can't drink Gatorade when I'm hungover I don't wanna live in this world. that's like denying wild rams to run free in the wild and frolic
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JEREMY RENNER GOT DIVORCED. I STILL HAVE A CHANCE.
After you finished the $300 bottle of wine you just started crying about how if Mulder and Scully didn't invite you to join the x-files your life would be meaningless because you "love that weird shit"
Masturbated furiously for a half hour; ate a fistful of chocolate, then took a nap. Woke up and finished wrapping presents. I've got this holiday thing down.
Hey beautiful no judgement but why is there a bucket of KFC chicken in the bathtub??
Dealing with people is so much easier after you've had an orgasm or 4.
Ok. Yes. He has a tiny penis. But he also has a trust fund.
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