I sometimes wonder how many of the girls I know have done anal...and why none of them have ever dated me.
Dude I gave him a bj because he was upset about the NFL draft, if that doesn't lock it down, i don't know what does
While I was banging her, her cell rang. She checked to see who it was, answered it, and moaned, "I'm dumping you."
You are the worst kind of disappointment. The responsible kind.
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I need to quit being a slut. It's to the point that I got my period today and automatically I Believe I Can Fly popped into my head.
I just had a very enlightening conversation with my hat. we need more of whatever the fuck that was.
It would have been nice to break the dry spell with nice, civilized, sober sex somewhere other than on my friend's couch.
Couldn't finish, so she gave me "the tap," and I had to leave the mound early. Nothing worse than the long walk back after the manager comes out and asks for the ball.
Maybe you can just make seal noises during sex and we can call it good
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Also, McDonald's breakfast is now 24/7. This is it. This is how I die. Face first in a pile of hashbrowns.
Also my roomates are going to be gone till sunday. Make correct decision here
Quit calling your parents your roomates
I didn't really understand how big 10 inches is. Now I know.
Im about to get an ultrasound of my balls. I hate waiting. Its the worst.
Grandpa just whipped it out and started pissing on the way to the game stuck in traffic. I saw EVERYTHING. :(
(919) the date's not going well. He's on his phone talking about his eBay amine shit...
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