Currently listening to 'Just Put it in Your Mouth.' remember when i went through that phase?
The homeless ppl in LA are great. Theres sum guy that makes all of his clothes out of tighty whitey underwear. He makes bags out of them 2. Presumably 2 hold more underwear.
He said he wants to make an itinerary for the sex we'll have when I come home.
Steve is gonna hang his bear rug on the wall because he doesn't trust us not to have sex on it...
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random memory from the wedding, the bartender show us how to open the windows of the hotel and pee out of them
I have a very hazy flashback of me making out with a guy in a seashell bra??! Can you confirm or deny
Using our apartments online floor/space planner to see how many beer pong tables we can fit. Dont think they had this in mind when they put this thing online.
Probably not lol but were fitting as many as possible
Yeah its great. Whenever we want a new bowl we hand it to Trevor and he clears it in one hit. Definitely one of the benefits to having a swimmer in your circle.
Out of control sex drive for a girl? I just masturbated in the bathroom at my in-laws house before dinner....
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So... Really random... You know we only exist cause Dad misspelled 'perseverance', right?
Then he unzipped his pants and whispers, " oohhh, look out!"
You know you're too drunk when you start calling people out for unfollowing you on social networks.
He watches the nature channel every time I am here. It's like a manipulation technique because baby zebras will get me every time.
I think I’ve been affected by his dad mustache. I wanna ride it.
Whose the chick running for dorm president promising bigger dicks and softer toilet paper? That’s who I m voting for
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