i'm sure her mom would have loved to find out her daughter has herpes via facebook
sooooo how many boyfriends is too many?
What was that guy's name that you dated that wore the leotard?
Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
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just got a girls number while on a 5 am adderall cig break this is college at its finest
Valium party in the driveway. Attendance: 1. Don't make me do this alone.
You can't keep basing your relationship off of the fact that you both love ramen noodles
You can't just hum the Jaws theme song when you pull down my pants.
THAT WAS PROBABLY MY ONE CHANCE TO SLEEP WITH A MAN NAMED BORIS AND YOU RUINED IT.
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i think the beer goggles wore off after hearing the story of her 2nd abortion
In all honesty of all my sexual conquests, his dick is probably my proudest moment.
Haha keeping the dream alive until Chinese New Year. I'm jobless with stitches in my face.
you texted him "it's time for the no pants dance", please get your tubes tied.
I feel like that's something that he should've asked me over dinner..... instead of with his hand down my pants? maybe not
WTF. I was 99% sure I went straight home last night. I just woke up hugging a chair, and my tux pocket has a flask filled with what I think is red bull and gatorade. This has to be your doing.
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