There's a show on bravo about fat people dancing. FAT PEOPLE. DANCING.
This is god's gift to the unemployed.
Its way too early to be sitting naked at his dining room table...
she was dressed as a doctor claiming that after she was done i would have a "permaboner"
I woke up with the new contact "Britney Both Nipples Pierced"... how do you think the night went?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Lead with your genitals is the best advice I can give you.
Doing the walk of shame and bringing my dad a newspaper en route. Favourite daughter status confirmed.
How do you feel? I threw up in a towel. Also, a lot of other things.
Do they mail horrible human being awards or do I have to pick it up or what's the protocol on that shit
I'm pretty sure I just orgasmned my way out of paying for that weed
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
dude, last night I won a real sword and a bottle of vodka in a cards against humanity tournament
Here's a tip: do NOT chant "MATTHEWS. MATTHEWS. MATTHEWS." during sex because the Packers won against the Giants.
Fuuuuuck dude, he’s got #Excel in his Facebook bio; I’m screaming
just saw a kid waiting at the door of the stairs for the elevator. there is no elevator in this building. get on his level.
I just tried to dye my pubic hair teal for her
There is no way entering a gas station bathroom memorializing an alien abduction in rural New Hampshire is a good idea.
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