I cant talk right now they are about to fuck again
The line was so long at Kum n Go some guy opened & drank 2 beers from his 12 pack while waiting.
So tasty. Tasty like a vagina with ninjas in it
I love waking up with his head head between my legs, it makes me feel special
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I should have to wear a sign around the rest of the day so everyone knows the shame I feel.
No one is allowed to go to bed until all bottles are finished, I don't want to feel my face tongiht. Do you understand?
I didnt finish. My brain kept playing the duck tales theme thru the entire blow job
She complimented my boobs and then told me I smelled like teddy bears before falling asleep on the floor.
Quick how do you hit on a guy in the car behind you? It's important.
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If you're funny as hell and have a mustache, odds are I'm probably gonna fuck you
FUCK IM ABOUT TO GET A DICK PIC IN THE LIBRARY
He meowed while sucking on my nipple, it got even weirder when he said he was trying to moo.
Oh my fucking god that cat looks just like you after you accidentally took Ketamine
Brother gave me a harry potter philosophy book for xmas we need to get stoned and talk about this.
we found her. shes in the bathtub full of raw pasta. i dont even know...
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