I'm going to let the use of the word "hella" slide considering I have sperm older than you.
I think I just puked all over my comforter and my roomdmate won't wakt up to washc it for me
My favorite part was walking in the bathroom, you fixing yourself in the mirror, calling your reflection a fag, then throwing a haymaker into the paper towel dispenser before going back out to the bar.
I'm on my fifth double. This night is getting better whether it likes it or not.
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Seriously, in what other class can the final major discussion be what bar you're going to with your prof?
Did you know you could bring s cooler of beer to the nail salon?
The investigator asked if we were sharing a pitcher of margaritas. I corrected him and explained that we each had our own.
I think I'm gonna wear a bikini to our final tomorrow...just so he knows that no fucks will be given on his test
Only in my life does a conversation about Hanukkah lead to sexting
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Just followed a blind kid around for 20 minutes to see how awesome his guide dog was. And he was pretty fucking awesome
I think I'm at a stage of my life where I subconsciously purposefully fuck everything up just to see if I can find a way out of it.
Cocaine is ok on a cleanse, right?
i'm in a very strange mood rn i'm listening to bruno mars??? am i ok????
Coffee and girl scout cookies. Breakfast of champions.
Get fucked.
Very interesting. Let's just say I got home last night and threw up, found a joint in my bra, and woke up naked in my bed
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