Buhtt sex?
Bret has after-school detention for writing Brianna has a stinky vag on the ground at recess.
It was literally the size of a half eaten tic tac.
While I was dancing with him in my foil dress he said, "You're like a Chipotle burrito. Don't worry, that's the best complement you could get from me."
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this is hardly the first time i've been told i'm dressed "too suggestively" for 7 in the morning.
Pregnancy scare over. Let the cockfest begin.
I woke up in her bed, she woke up in mine. Apparently there was a miscommunication after the 8th jager bomb.
If I die tonight and was cremated, you could probably get high off the smoke.
The pastor just stopped the sermon to lay hands on me. THAT hungover.
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I wanna introduce you to my balls, Thunder and Lightning.
You mAke me stone. Stone fuck fucking stoned. I'm an stoned you cuz now fucking stoned stoned fucking stoned I stone.
I'm constantly crying, and now I start crying every time I masturbate which is a fun development.
I think this Canadian beach volleyball player might be my soulmate. We could check each other's shoulders for melanoma.
When I told the bartender it was my 21st birthday, he looked at me all pissed and said "But you've been drinking here as 21 for the past 2 years.." How do you THINK the night went?
So I take it free shots were a no after that?
Thanks for fucking the skin off my dick
It was a joint effort between my vagina my feet and your hand you can't just blame that all on me
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