You tired to make Beefaroni in the Mr. Coffee machine.
Chipotle...archenemy of the gay man. Cockblocking me since 1997
He thinks MY vagina is tight. That's saying something.
i told you he always needs adult supervision he just tazered himself
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We're too lazy too send a pic of out balls. Just assume this is a pic of our balls and respond accordingly.
New Halloween costume idea: Frankenstorm. We have three hours. Make it work.
Lost my virginity dressed as catwoman. He was dressed as batman. Glad I waited.
Yeah man, you were grinding with his wife, I wouldn't be worried about it
I tried to take a cute nude but sneezed halfway through. I sent it anyway
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There aren't enough words in the English language to fully describe how worried I am for your dick. And the rest of you, I suppose.
Next time I pee on a car, I'll text you.
You kicked my dad IN THE NUTS right when he walked in.
Sorry, man. Thought he was a cop.
When God made him he put all his talent in his dick. What he lacks in brain, he makes up for in loin.
I can't get past the whole vibrator up the ass stunt.. Can we have a ceremonial burning for his dignity because I will not ever touch that again..
He heard our neighbor’s vibrator through the wall, knocked on her door and now they’re doing it
The blonde?!? That’s just unfair! His penis already has a fairy tale existence
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