I've eaten ice cream, mentos, an extreme gulp and swedish fish today. i feel like diabetes. the actual disease not a person with it.
i upgraded from drunk texts to drunk e-mails...real world here i come
his name is not nearly as fun as i thought to yell out in bed
you were drinking a pitcher of what you called "16 loko" and making everybody guess what the secret ingredient was
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I want a picture of impoverished children wearing Oregon national champions shirts.
Yes, I feel sorry for the tribe that gets those. They won't be able to hide from the lions.
I think I'm still fucked. I can see the electricty going through the street car lines
I was tripping so hard I was disappointed when I pulled back the shower curtain and shrek wasn't standing there
Last two new years I ended in jail by 12. Can we wait until its actually 12:02 this time to do something stupid. I'd like to spend the first minute of 2012 free.. At least.
hey fuckhead. when i said not to grow shrooms in our apartment, that didn't mean "yea, sure. grow shrooms in our apartment"
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Dude. If I met a dinosaur right now. we'd totally be on the same page. Brainwaves and shit.
I just watched two grown men tickle-fight. Just glorious. No words.
For not really liking Christmas, I have an astounding amount of holiday-themed lingerie
I think the lady at jack in the box started crying when we put in our order.
He referred to our sex as "an Olympic event." My tits are bruised.
I fuckin love you!
I would reciprocate the feeling if i knew who this was.
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