idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
just had a super intense, drunken debate about which blink182 member is the most fuckable. i got so mad i left the room. new low.
dressing as green man for st patrick's day = free drinks all night long
I love how I just got my coachella ticket and ecstasy in a package deal.
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I walk in to see her roommate half naked on their stripper pole. I knew I was home.
I kno. She bruised her chin trying to swim thru the hardwood floor.
Please come and rip my uterus out before it does it itself
I was just at home taking Vicodin for a week straight. Talk about a vacation.
I don't know what happened this summer, I've lost my sense of morality. All I do now is work, get drunk, and have sex near national landmarks.
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You know she's gonna fuck shit up when she shows up in a neon wind-suit
Well shove his head down there and tell him not to stop til we have a new president!
well theres no bloody mary mix at the campus bookstore so i dont even know what its good for
Remember that guy I fucked last month? Well I'm watching his dog this weekend while he's in the Bahamas with his girlfriend. What is my life
Dude my cat is eating sugar cookies with me. No joke. My cat likes cookies.
as a lesbian i'd like to thank joe biden and also america for giving us this absolute MILF for a VP
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