i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
I swear my cock just shook it's head disapprovingly at me.
I can mark tailgating, going to the game and getting road head off my to do list today
I feel like college is just one giant drunken trip to Taco Bell
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Does making ice cubes at 4 in the morning count as being productive?
You didn't see us wave? How could you not? We were all going like 10mph screaming at you. We were stoned and didnt wanna run over pedestrians
Sometimes you just need a break, and sometimes you also need to get stoned on these breaks. I sound like some kind of fucked up mr rogers when I say shit like that.
The air was thick with penises
Just used my front-facing camera to check my pupils. Technology!
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I told him I had an IUD and he asked me how was a bomb a form of birth control..
I just need some breakup sex yanno like filthy wish fulfilling breakup sex to make me forget what I never had
She yelled out "MCDREAMY" mid orgasm
The girl in the hotel room next to us walked out at the same time as me this morning. She just shook her head, looked at me and said, "faker." Is it that easy to tell?!??
Gave a guy a blowjob in a convent. Place in hell is now secured...
I bonged champagne. And did keg stands. What in the actual fuck am I doing with my life?
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