Remember how we wr so drunk last nite we cldnt find whr i shot my load? ...found some of it.
i ordered 12 mcnuggets at mcdonalds and ended up getting 20. for free. miracles really do happen when your high.
You're sure you don't want to come? I'm pretty sure there is going to be "Pin the Tail on the Baby".
im honestly just eating salsa and looking at his penis
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These old men are woofing at me..PLEASE HURRY
When you start quoting save the last dance you need to stop drinking
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
I concluded last night that you have no tear ducts, heart, or sense of any feeling.
Saw a girl lying on her back next to a fire hydrant. Not sure if passed out drunk or sleeping under the stars
wait nvm its a dude
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See this is where I mess up.. I get distracted by the option of consistent sex and free beer
drinks after work?
that question mark offends me.
Drunk you decided to patrol campus as the Arrow and tell random bystanders "YOU HAVE FAILED THIS CAMPUS." Campus P.D. did not join your crusade.
That explains the nerd bow & arrow...
when you wake up naked in a bed with glowsticks, a rolled ankle, a hangover, and a condom; alone. you wonder shit
my underwear is inside out , I have a giant hickie. I'm wearing last nights makeup. this is going to be the best day at work ever
Just used a NyQuil cup to take a shot. This night is headed nowhere good.
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