I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
I told her Billy Mays couldn't convince me to sleep with her
Every single piece. I examined every single square inch of this peanut butter and jelly sandwich. and fell in love with every inch. that high.
i woke up to find out i googled the Twilight Eclipse trailer. so either drunk me doesn't know that i'm straight, or sober me doesn't know that i'm gay
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I think I've lost the thrill of being a slut. It's just that the newness has worn off, I think.
you smelled like vodka, i think that's why my grandma liked you
Was that not clear on Friday when I nearly deapthroated two ice cubes?
I have to keep checking she's breathing. This is why we don't drink on Sundays
Its fiiine, tuesday is like the thursday of wine wednesday. And i mean, free beer for girls at the grove...im not NOT gonna take that offer up!
Look at your life. Look at your choices.
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Well, now that you have a gf, its gonna be awkward when I get drunk and make out with you..... Then later, pretend like I don't remember.
This morning I got out of bed 4 HOURS LATE, made eggs with a plastic beach shovel, and then ate them using pens like chopsticks in my bed with my turtle. Obviously, I am not in the mood to be proactive with my life today...
Whatever. I just want to indulge in this mcchicken and forget all about his tiny penis.
I literally just ordered a gold medal online that is engraved with his name, "01.01.16", and "BEST SEX EVER"
so i was thinking... those 6 am shots weren't really needed.
At this point, I would not mind getting hit by a truck. It would mean I could get this over with quicker.
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