so i did it. i barked while i was ejaculating. not a word was said by either of us afterwards.
so how much did i say i owed you?
$5 and a new fuck buddy.
I wish I was that guy from the miller light commercials so I could walk into parties and take peoples beer without getting yelled at
Who would have sex with her? She looks like she shops at baby gap
There is a bruise on my cock the size of a golfball. Bad sign.
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I need a second opinion on who's blood is in my car.
I'm buying eyelash glue, salt, and limes. We know how tonight is ending.
I just want one of her status not to be about Jesus.
I just beer bonged. Soco and spite please get on my levvl my hair is in buns
A sandwich with pizza as the bread. I love you.
YES WITH THE SQUARE KIND OF SLICES
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You can cross "give someone a blow job while playing Colors of the Wind" off my bucket list.
FYI your bra is now hanging in the hallway as a trophy.
We celebrated International Women's Day by spending $700 and taking our tops off at the strip club
The boys offered to pay but we went halfs because we're feminists
I just put vodka in my apple sauce. Spice up your fucking life.
The night they met I slept with both of them. Of course I'm best man.
you thought the best thing to say to him was "you aint no fuckin cop"
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