Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
Just tried calling my phone on my phone because i thought i lost my phone.
We're pretty sure the 'pocket' aspect of the hot pocket is unnecessary. Testing our theory now.
she was screaming in french about how classy it was to be drinking wine. oh... she was drinking it out of the bottle. with a beer in her other hand while throwing up.
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best thing about halloween? there are pumpkins to puke in EVERYWHERE!
Aparently his snake got loose in the middle of the night. Not a sex joke, he has a fucking snake
IT'S LINGERIE PURCHASED FROM A FLEA MARKET, THE ONLY THING IT'S GOING TO BE POSITIVE FOR IS A TEST FOR HIV
You came on the chandelier from the first floor.. Of course were allowed back
I don't think ill be here long the chick I came to see is blowing rails with a drag queen
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Both of our knuckles were split open this morning when I came out of the blackout, the column on the porch has two new cracks in it, were like the redneck Super Smash Bros.
Literally just saw a 7 year old intently rub his penis on the metro. I'm not ready for this
Also, lets remember that we have known each other for nearly a decade and our two most recent photos to one another are boxes of plan b
I'm very aware of my heart moving the blood in my body.
ugh, my whole family is going ape shit over my sister's pregnancy blog. I dont get it? Anyone can get knocked up! I had rebound sex with a new york ranger last night, now that is something to fucking blog about.
I think there is cocaine on my toothbrush.
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