I'm pants shitting drunk right now
I got called a slut by a bunch of girls that work at Hooters..wtf is that shit? explain that to me
Haha so apparently that girl last thought I was you the whole time, and in the morning realized you weren't the one she fucked. Thanks for your help.
You were right. It hurts to walk today.
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at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
can we please take bets on how much therapy you'll need in the future?
just had an encounter with drunk people from out of state at dairy queen. they wanted to stay till march to see the high school play.
and honestly how many chances will you get to hook up with a one armed guy?
Like not in a "I wanna have sex with you way" more like a "I wanna cuddle your mustache way"
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Model at car show < day drinking with your favorite sister. Get your head in the fucking game Christopher.
his ex girlfriend sent him a pic of her naked in the bathtub so I sent her a pic of me sucking his dick
While I appreciate the pity sex (seriously, THANK YOU) we should not do it 3feet away from my ex when he's passed out next time. Awkward.
I stopped him mid keg stand to show him how cute my bra was...
I woke up with your bra on, and some guys boxers. I'm in a random truck, in the middle of nowhere...
Fucker was flying a Bruins flag. He can pick up the dog's poop himself.
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