they thought it would be fun to get out their yearbook and see who hooked up with the most guys..I won...I don't even go to the same school
We were done making out and had been asleep for a hour. I felt him put his hand on my butt. Then I farted.
You know your in college when you use the receipt from the liquor store as a bookmark
Fuck morning classes. Fuck early work. Fuck anything in the morning that doesn't involve sleeping, sex or bacon.
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Just found custom condoms. Guess I'm not getting any work done today.
and the award for most disgusting thing ever done on my couch now officially goes to you! Congratulations, you won the couch...I can't even look at it anymore.
My near death experience also doubled as my coming out story
they all just nodded
NO. NO LET HIS PENIS TOUCH YOU.
You could have chosen coming to fuck me over getting too hammered to drive. But you made your bed, and now you get to jack off alone in it.
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Apparently, my drunken 3AM idea of safety is to send a GPS map of my location to someone 700 miles away. Seriously considering death as a viable alternative to this hangover. Death or Yuengling.
She called my landing strip a "vagina mohawk"....
Lesbians are weird.
I think this girl gave me a handjob thinking that I would help her with her cell phone bill
omg. that's awesome
How much do you charge for your Funyun and beer delivery service?
Stop studying come to the bar get drunk and help me figure out how to get home pretend there are commas in there someplace
We all love a big dick, but you’re going to develop a reputation if you keep asking every guy at the bar ‘how big your dick’
That’s all I’m saying
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