either she doesn't know how to dress properly on a sunday morning stroll, or I just saw a 60 year old on a walk of shame
What time do you think the pilgrims started drinking? I want to be as accurate as possible.
Outside the community dumpsters: beer bottles and a carton of orange juice. Looks like we were here.
Cool, so I just walked in on my grandfather checking his prostate in the kitchen.
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The waiter to-go cupped my bloody mary without me even asking. THAT hungover.
What I thought it would be sexy pouring melted chocolate down here chest, ended up in second degree burns. Hot food and sex do not mix.
I'm not gonna lie. having my legs shaved for me in the morning was a lovely surprise.
Apparently you get kicked out of gay bars if they catch you putting the entire free condom bowl in your purse.
He was still there when I ran half naked into my suitemate's room where she was skyping her boyfriend and I started singing I JUST HAD SEEEEX
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Was that you I seen riding on the top of a cab? Way to start the new year
I am the murdurer of this scooby doo episode
there is a guy with a glowstick staff outside my house
Remember the time you puked your contact lens out?
I was so high I could TASTE the fillings in my teeth
why the hell did we go to a rave last night?
we didn't?
definitely went to a bar with strobe lights
JENNIFER. You passed out in a toilet with a color changing light in it.
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