'hiiiigh' is saved in my t9 for a reason
Wow i just got reported to security for being a homeless person trying to break into the library.
Just saw a picture of your new tub, cant wait to pee in it
I really hope our interview with channel 6 last night doesn't air or else my parents are gona get a first hand look at my alcohol problem
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We left around 4am, just after you laid down on your front lawn to take a piss. After 15 mins I said "dude are you still peeing?" you replied "Nope, just laying here with my dick out."
Duuuude - Drag Queen Bingo wasn't supposed to end like thissss
just made one giant jello shot... if i have to study on a saturday night, i'm gonna do it as drunk as possible
I'm at the point in my life where I'm trying to get guys I've fucked to give a ride to guys I'm going to fuck.
I dont know about you but I'm not getting out of bed this summer for anything but food or sex
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On the verge of sleeping with a man who can take me to an early bird dinner and a movie with his AARP discount. YOLO
I fully support your bad decision but I do not approve of your unironic use of the word yolo
This whole pope visit thing is ruining me having sex.
Like do I send him a nude to ease his mind off his brother having a stroke? I'm not very good with words when it comes to consoling... I would be a terrible mother.
If I had your ass I would rule the world
i dunno but you just looked at him said "youre making me really wet" and straight pissed your pants
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