My life has only gotten better since they built a playground behind the bar
Just got invited out of group to take shots after hearing her gay friend say "why would I give him my alcohol so you can suck his dick. It's going to be a good night
I wasn't sure how he was going to followup "so,i shot myself.." i guess "w a nail gun" is the best choice out of what I expected
Just did an upsidedown spineboard shot. Gotta love lifeguard parties.
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Last night was the twilight zone. We hungout with our 45 year old future selves and tried to fuck everything with a dick. Lets move forward from this.
It's been this way for a few days. I had chick fil a on Friday so this could be an attack from the Gay Gods as punishment.
I'm reliable. I always make it home. I always throw up in the street too.
Having boobs is probably the greatest thing in the world, free booze all around
He thought you were kidding about me peeing on my ex...and then I was like "that was one time"
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I told him we could use my stove to make weed brownies, from that point on he kept reffering to me as "best pledge ever"
No more house parties. We're almost fucking 30 years old and I slept until 6 pm.
WHEN JENDA BENDA THE DRAG QUEEN TELLS YOU TO RUN, YOU RUN, BITCH!!!
Totally just got spotted hitting the bowl by someone else hitting a bowl. We gave each other a head nod
Showed up to pick her up in my boxers. Lets just say im 2 for 2 with this new idea
Do you realize we were driving someone else’s car and I was holding the wheel while you were driving and sucking my dick. That’s NOT normal
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