On a side note I can sing drakes “best I ever had” so good you’d think I was on degrassi.
You have to stop making references to your extense knowledge of 13 year old girl television programming for me to believe you aren’t homo. The Bravo line-up was one thing, but seriously
I can mark tailgating, going to the game and getting road head off my to do list today
after the cops left he pulled the weed out of his ass and we smoked it
I cut you off after you tried to do a shot out of a neti pot, down your nose.
explains the nose bleeds.
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You went around chanting "dinosaur period" and drinking tomato soup from the can.
Bro, the freshmen are smoking in the park again, do you need ammo for ur paintball gun?
now that I know that you did coke with your mom I can't look at her the same
I'm going to make "gut the love salmon" a common slang term for sex. Spread the word.
I wanted to make out with that blonde just so I could deck her boyfriend and make things interesting.
At least that would be something.
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I used the light from the first guy's text notification to be able to snapchat the second guy in the dark. I am too good at juggling guys.
He's like a hurricane
a drunk, sexist, hurricane
About to go make a man out of a 24 year old boy
As I shove my ninth taquito of the day into my mouth...
Picking our battles
I almost had a threesome in a giant beanbag chair. I love college.
dude idk where I am. fuckin like. there wheat field and a horizon and shit. I think I got on a bus? some dude named Sam gave me a pamphlet about Jesus.
I can’t believe I made out with a flat earther and didn’t know about it until now!
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