the other night i did but this one wasnt and it was so random. i was hooking up with this boy who wanted to roleplay and pretend to be snakes
you dont remember trying to break dance in the middle of the casino floor on ur own throw up?
oh that explains alot.
drinking steel reserve before noon and watching the price is right... 211... bet i pass out before then.
he just quoted gucci mane to try and get me to give him head.
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I can honestly say I've never had orange soda poured on my vagina before, that's a story for the grand kids
will barter weed for kareoke machine...
It's a gift. Kind of like morning wood in my brain.
I don't always steal things but when i do it is a six foot five dos equis guy
I can't believe you big bird do not remember battling a shark last night it turned into a Pokemon battle and big bird over powered the shark
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i told the cop we knew everyone at the party, it was 250 of our closest friends and she's like funny nobody on the balcony knew whose house this was
Thats why they were on the balcony!
Just walk of shamed past a 5 year old on my way out of my booty call. He waved at me. Is this the single life I've been missing?
There's a girl in class eating a pumpkin pie. Like a whole pie straight from the pan with a fork.
I'm questioning my decision to swallow this morning while my stomach was in hangover mode
Worst case: you're extra horny, have no control of your mouth or actions, and maybe murder someone. Child's play.
Is there a number of dicks a girl can have in a weekend before it becomes unacceptable? Asking for a friend
Remember! It’sa long weekend and a holiday weekend and it’s America’s birthday! So don’t short change me!
I thought you were asking for a friend
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