It was like a Michael Bay sized explosion located in my pussy.
obama could have borrowed sotomayor's dick when he threw out that that first pitch like a girl last night
He IMed me 5 times, before my homepage even loaded. This is not gonna work out for me
after we had sex he went grocery shopping. at 6 am. i've never been more confused in my life
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nothing like a tattoo of a large eagle attacking a small eagle whos attacking a shark to bond to siblings together for life
Some idiot from high school is in the hospital for bonging three beers up his ass
He should have died. Natural selection.
Just had a threesome with a hot Turkish guy and an even hotter French lawyer. This what happens when I travel alone. You have only yourself to blame for this.
He autographed my vag. This fuck just got authentic.
He asked her to marry him and she said yes. There is NO WAY she knows about his penchant for wearing lingerie.
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Okay so I'm high eating chili cheese fries bra-less watching Mulan, could I be doing any better at life right now?
I sent a picture of my balls to one of my best friends, so basically it was an average night.
I've seen too many dicks in the past week. I can't do it anymore.
OF COURSE I FUCKED HIM! Did you not read the part about him having red and green Christmas condoms?
I am confused/concerned about the circumstances that led to your consumption of 3 beta fish last night.
It's next to that place that has cock fighting.
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