its like he missed a chap in the "being a guy" handbook and read the bible instead
I just saw two girls throwing up in the bathroom. they were high-fiving under the stall...
He showed up to the Seder drunk and tried to convince everyone that he could read Hebrew.
shape ups are the best shoes to wear when youre stoned. its like walking on little trampolines every step.
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right before he passed out he said "take care of your tender spirit"
Even though ive seen her get fisted by another girl at a party, shes still a doctor.
Hey everyone. This evenings celebration will commence with a cocktail hour at genghis at 830 to be followed with an upscale dining experience at taco bell at 10. All are welcome. This is not a joke. Thank you
we did shots in class this morning as part of a presentation. WHY AM I LEAVING THIS COUNTRY?!
There were grown college boys running around north campus in capes with nerf guns. If security were to be called I think they would just give them more beer.
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My dad slapped my ass the other day and say I was "doing the family name good". I feel...proud
I just hip-checked Santa and stole his cab.
hey at least you are getting hit on, i spent all day researching cat sedatives
Welp... sober this am and I still have a parrot.
I don't intentionally mean to ruin relationships for personal gain but. Yeah nah I totally do.
Did I tell you about my dream that I got handed a $100 and my vagina dissolved it? I think it wants me to not be a whore anymore.
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