if he's not good at sex i should be allowed to have sex with someone who is. that's a totally legit statement i think
just threw up while drinking by myself. This is all your fault. You here = a good night, You not here = alcoholism
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
I like that we've become good enough friends again that I can make fun of your penis without it being awkward
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Apparently coming home smelling like I took a bath in beer is frowned upon in this household. I'm so glad I don't actually live here.
I just finished packing for spring break, took me 4 minutes. To be fair though I only put my trunks, a pair of underwear, and 50 condoms in my bag.
I fell asleep while studying last night and woke up smelling like whiskey and sex... words can not describe how confused I am
She got called into work early but she left me a note that had directions to her roommates stash of weed on top of a two bacon and egg mcmuffins. I think I win.
i have a raging boner for Saturday, day drinking is one of my top favorite things right next to alligator wrestling and blowing shit up
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Some girl just ordered Chinese delivery to her therapy appointment...
Worse than that. I caught my roommate jerking off to a topless stripper in gta 5.
I threw up a lot of peanut butter last night.
why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.
Vomit your little heart out. You've got a long day tomorrow
So I slept with some guy last night and when I woke up in the am couldnt remember his name. I text him n asked "How do you spell your name?" to try n find out and all he replied was "With an A." WTF!?
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