MTV running anti-sexting commercials is a slap in the face to everything our generation has accomplished.
Sry I left before you woke up. The house was really fucked up and I didn't feel like helping you clean. PS Somebody threw up on your dog
You pointed at his crotch then made a thrusting motion. I think it's safe to say every guy at my college loves you.
He got about halfway through singing "Drift Away" before he passed out and broke my coffee table.
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Question: would asking the hot guy from the grocery store to "beer me" his number be a poor decision?
My asshole is basically a geyser at this point. Minus the excitement. Plus blood.
I was at that stage of drunk where it seemed appropriate to just make out with everyone. As like a greeting.
I hear you
remember how i yelled at you for inviting that coke dealer to the party?! i found the $100 bill they were snorting with in the couch.
..new slutty dresses or booze? i won't even waste time with the i told you so.
I went in to wake you up this morning and you had a condom draped across your throat like a necklace. There were no boys in the house last night, what were you doing?
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Ever had someone sing happy birthday to you during sex?
I may or may not already be in your hot tub when you get home. I have a key to your house and no shame.
It can't be Friday yet, in still getting friend requests of people I don't remember from last weekend
Lol it's kinda hilarious. I left missing one glass... guage. I feel like Cinderella... but less classy.
My lack of taco bell is hindering me from seeing the good part of that situation
I just saw a guy walking down the street without a shirt on and holding a samari sword....
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