doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
omg, I know. It's so embarrassing that we've both had his penis in parts of our bodies
Hey a mouth doesn't really count. A vagina counts more.
Her vagina should come with caution tape.
i'm not a hellocoptur, but youer in a dorm ans im un a dorm
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I'm sorry I ignored your high cries for help while you were grating cheese on my dog.
The walk home from the bar is FAR more shameful in daylight.
Right now he's sitting in the chair pointing to me to go away. He's trying to have quiet time with his penis.
He should know he can't successfully wrestle in pudding fully clothed. Amateur.
I was thirsty after the sex and it was a long trek back to res so naturally I stole chocolate milk from his fridge as I left
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I hid a TracFone in her bra. We'll find her tomorrow.
Once again, marijuana saves me from going to jail
I fell into a police barricade, a cop helped me up and asked if I've been drinking. I just looked at him and said "dude.." He proceeded to take out his handcuffs
i just saw a man in the grocery, sitting on the floor, eating out of a galon sized tub of macaroni salad. We need to get on his level.
My boss asked me what was wrong today and I really wanted to tell her I woke up too late to smoke a bowl before coming in
Let me guess you did your hair instead? Has anyone told you about priorities?
Pro tip: When you spend the afternoon banging your boss, don’t meet your mother-in-law for dinner if you still smell like cum and watermelon flavored lube
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