i don't think you understand, blowjobs are like flowers for guys.
im watching shaqs comedy special. this is how i know im not sober.
Fuck the gym. I just shaved m'cooch and my pants now fit looser.... Dont judge me.
It's almost summer. We need to start reconnecting with our home drug dealers.
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He just brought me a wine glass. Full of Tequila. Ignore any texts after this one.
How much is that going to cost?
A lot of beer.
'Twas I. Do you have any idea what it's like waking up to see you sent a text inviting someone to partake in "sexy rumpus?"
He passed out again after sex. I've hidden all his clothes. There's no way he is sneaking out in the morning this time!
Discovered a freckle on my clitoris. What have you done today?
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If I was 5 years younger and single...
She STILL wouldn't fuck you.
You tried to pay for our cab with the 2 dollars you got from selling your natty ice outside the strip club.
I can't wait to see you again...not a euphemism, just really looking forward to seeing you. Wanting to fuck you as often as possible just seems implied at this point.
pls come tAke this super bath no romo it's just. so nice.
Jealous. I want an iud. Maybe there's a late night bodega that'll insert one for me
decided to jump from one of the levels of the Westin chicago Nortghwest. it was worth the broken legs.
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