Just checked, might have creepy crawlies. What does chlamydia feel like? Not near wireless to consult webMD.
I just came out of my doctor's office and i look into the window and i see a guy sitting in the front seat getting head.
why are you so shocked? you live in brooklyn.
i have it on good authority that she is not as good at giving head as she claims she is
i would hope so, cause i don't think 'i drove off the road because i was getting some head' is covered in insurance
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Dude... You bled on his hand... At this point it doesn't matter that you called him your exes name, seriously.
Apparently you need a permit for a flamethrower.
I'm okay with corrupting his young mind.
Ew! He's just a child!
AND I'M GONNA SHOW HIM HOW TO MAKE ONE.
Neighbor who got arrested at 3am just said he'd split the $ with me if I testify as the witness in his police brutality trial. He was also holding a baby and a case of beer.
I told him he was, quote: "A big cuddly bear" and he needed to get into my bed or I would set his Golden Retriever free.
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Please write a memoir and name it "Game Boy and Dick Stuff"
Is it festive if I masturbate to Santa porn?
Do you want to talk about dinosaurs?
It's probably not a good thing when it isn't even 6:30 and I've already drank an entire bottle of wine. By myself. I'm watching Spice World and I just bought 2 Spice Girls albums off itunes.
Make that 3 Spice Girls albums.
God help them if any millennials are in the vicinity. Rent is too high and we no longer fear death
I mean metaphorically. Literally zombies have yet to invade. Let's be rational here.
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