Your vagina is a self cleaning oven.
So how was last night?
Let's just say I danced with the devil
Huh?
I'm going to Hell for sure
Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
when im bored during the day i often think, what do people who dont get high do with their day.. i came to the conlcusion that everyone must be getting high
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Just saw an ad for "Liver-aid" how has this not become a life changing drug for millions?
found out this morning via facebook that the guy i met last night has a wife and a baby and he took me to his apartment where he takes girls to cheat on his wife
i mean you met him at the daytona 500
Just left some random in my bed to go get mcdonalds breakfast. I'd say my priorities are on point.
Do you know how hard it is to get cum out of a straw hat!?
You may or may not have poured bacon fat down her shirt
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How many of my tattoos need to be visible for an outfit to be considered "see-through"?
Girl in my public speaking class just gave a speech on weaves, God I love community college
I was his one phone call from jail and I hung up on him. He's fine though were gonna go to a party now.
i just told him to get ready, because I'm going to be taking out my anger over the Super Bowl out on his penis.
I'm sorry I called your mother a reasonably-priced receptacle.
I just bought a handle of tequila and a breakfast burrito. I might be out of money for the weekend, but at least I have the necessities covered.
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