I just got hit in the face by an old lady love handle.
I want you more than these girls want KFC
he said he doesnt sext because the government can tap that kind of shit too. no boobie pics for him.
My mother just asked me if i ever swallow the goods...should i be concerned?
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I hope my sperm were as drunk as I was.
as we waited for a manager to come open the door that we broke while having sex on the wall, we decided to go round two in the hallway before he came back.. god i love hotels.
There's sex hanging in the air like a pinata. European people are no joke.
After she saw a msg in his phone from me that listed the reasons why I love his cock, I don't think I can deny fucking her ex.
Gosh, I don't even have that. Let alone someone to tie me up and whip me with Twizzlers.
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I woke up smelling like chlorine with a broke toe. They know how to fucking party on lake lanier.
I feel like I got ass raped in the brain.
There was a selfie of you in the dark pointing at the camera with a duck face. You sent it to my 60 year old mother with the caption "you behave"
Oprah Winfrey is a jealous, vengeful god
You're going to hell! And you're going to hell! And you! And you. You're all going to hell!!!
I still have a little drunk in my system
In order to save time, dignity and liver damage, wanna get naked?
Im not as flexible as I once was, but I still managed to get eaten out in the front seat of a hummer behind keddies.
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