is wine microwaveable?
VITAMINS IN VODKA. IM NOT LYING.
My tally is now official: I have been drunk every weekend since 2008. Cheers.
no sex. but he left me weed, so almost as good.
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if they reproduce, their children will be the worst quarters players ever
we found you outside the hotel room sleeping with a note next to you that said " we made sure you were comfortable, hope your friends come back soon"
True. I'd rather snort cocaine off a homeless guy then work on the weekend...Actually that may not be that bad.
I'm so glad I got to use the word gutterslut before 11:00a today.
As if me making pizza in a skillet wasn't enough proof that I was in no state to be cooking, this burn blister on my hand is
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just made one giant jello shot... if i have to study on a saturday night, i'm gonna do it as drunk as possible
You could breast feed yourself wine!! This shit is genius!
Fuckers are stealing our internet and making my porn stream slowly so I changed the password for VanceRefrigeration to RyansaCunt. No spaces but capitalization.
You're lucky I'm holding your vagina in my best interests
I come home to my brother mixing skittles and vodka. We're all proud of him.
You’re going to be a doctor, and I’m going to be a trophy wife. We both have goals
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