Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
i'm home, then i'll come over
ightttt gangstaaaaaaaaaaaa
nvm.
Spencer Pratt, I WILL beat the shit out of you someday, I Promise
well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
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dude...I wrote 15 jersey shore quotes on her body. she is going to do the walk of shame with snookie on her forehead.
I woke up to a paper award certificate for best blow job and he was gone. You're welcome mystey man.
Funny favor to ask you... can you ask James to ask Chris if he came in me ? Trying to assess whether or not I need plan B.
I jerked off enough times today to safely commit to the fact that im not getting laid tonight
Her parents walked in on us. So for my birthday they bought me a blow-up doll with their daughters face on it. I don't know what to think right now.
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Well it was 11am and we were walking to the market with red cups in our hands yelling NO JUDGEMENT at every car that passed
I couldn't get past the raccoon on my porch so i slept on my lawn.
I'm assuming the reason my elbow is so sore has something to do with all the broken shot glasses eh?
Yep
My boyfriend told me that I said I wanted to "feast on her vagina"... Glad I don't remember.
It's 2016 and I'm somehow banging the milkman.
It's less than a hour into 2020 and I already want to punch some people in the face
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