Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
i'm so desperate for a drink right now i looked up the recipe to make pruno
Their bromance is so intense that they don't even eye-fuck when they see each other....they eye-make-love.
I don't know if it was the room or her, but as soon as the pants came off, it smelt like a locker room and old man farts.
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He's drunk and putting on a tie for the jimmy john's delivery guy
you can't just make up for the fact that you broke up with me by tagging yourelf in my embarrassing facebook videos of you
I have jerked off in every room in your house. *the more you know
You were so drunk you decided to go out of the car window instead of using the door, once you realized what you had just done you said fuck it and went back in through the window
At least I look tastefully trashed. My nipples are hidden and I'm standing up.
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Tiny.
I mean tony. It's like autocorrect knows he wasn't well endowed.
I'd let you fuck my husband in the future, that's how much I love you
At least you didn't lose your virginity to chumbawumba
Ok. After that I think I'm going to drag queen jello wrestling if you would care to join.
Is it weird that my mother is taking body shots off my gf after meeting once?
This is the fourth guy that I've broken in to gay sex. How the hell do they find me?
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