i get turned down more than a collar. where are the desperate bitches i need to crawl to them
My jaw hurts. Such a slutty injury..
her name was charlotte except you kept calling her chatroulette and yelling at her to show you her boobs
We found her in the fireplace eating dog biscuits.
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Although, I did get to see a Raiders fan and his toothless girlfriend get roughed up by the police and dragged out of the stadium. So the night wasn't a total loss.
I feel like a food baby is going to burst from my stomach and eat all the leftovers until another food baby rips out of its stomach. And so on. It's truly a merry Christmas.
I'm drinking too much free beer
Thats like saying one owns too many kittens. It's not possible.
Eating my shrimp pasta on the porch with a 40, wearing a Hawaiian shirt, proclaiming "I GOT SCRIMPS." I just jumped the shark of college.
There was definitely a significant amount of cookie dough in my bra
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youre always welcome to strip dance on tables with me Mag. what are friends for.
google maps should a have a setting for this. like I AM ABANDONING EVERYTHING TO MEET A GIRL WHO IS 10 HOURS OF MILES AWAY. HOW DO WE DO THIS OPTIMALLY?
hurry up this bar wont let me order big pitchers of beer for just myself
Don't matter if she's straight, I'll get her. I'm not called The Transformer for nothing
πππ what are we doing to these poor guys?!
Maintaining the status quo.
Well... Chad blew off half of his hand last night. We were able to find most of it.
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