i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
Dude, I found out the hard way that she wipes back to front. I ate her out and had to throw up.
Brandon just fucked that chick! I tried to warn him but T9 said she had "puppy roses" instead of "pussy sores"
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just remind me when i get fired soon that august is the month i started pregaming work
We hooked up with his aunt passed out next to us. It was just like old times.
I'm approaching homosexuality at an increasingly alarming rate with each break up.
Explain the King Dong next to my face.
I never thought wine and chicken nuggets would end up being a thing that I did, but here we are
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Dude respond to my evite. You're either coming to the orgy or not.
If I walk downstairs and Kelly is fucking in the laundry room again I'm gonna die
Someone had to wrestle her in the chocolate pool, I'm glad I was man enough to step up and do it
I seriously feel like I just crawled out from under a shit covered rock. I'm NEVER drinking like that again...well, not for alteast a solid 3 hours.
am drunk, naked, and blow drying cat. need adult supervision
Yelled "don't taze me bro" as the police officer tazed me. Cross it off the list.
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