His vagina is bleeding blood all over the court
And I wrote a rap so it was actually a productive afternoon minus not paying our bills.
Married on the beach in PCB while blackout drunk. Bonged beers on the sandbar for a bachelor party. They shotgunned beers at the end of the vows. How is spring break allowed to happen?
Just finished texting the 27th male name in my phone that i don't recognize. none of them were the hott kid i made out with last night. the search continues.
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She is putting glow sticks from her bedroom to the bathroom. She is calling it 'Being prepared'. God help us all tonight...
im trying to find a facebook picture of him that doesnt make me regret sleeping with him. its not working
We found her in the fireplace eating dog biscuits.
He showed up drunk to my cousions HS grad party, we stayed at the bars till 2, then he got up at 5 to run a half marathon and by the time I woke up wlhe was already back and drinking.
ok is that genuinely the first four bars of mozart's symphony #40 sharpied onto my arm or
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Alls I remember is making out with that chick.
Nope that was a dude
I have managed to reach the 'after meth poster look' before lunch here...
It looks like you got dick slapped by the sandman..
You can either drink his whiskey or be a bitch. Doing both is just mean.
She moved all of her stuff out while we were gone. Shit in the toilet, and didn’t flush. So yeah it went well.
I woke up beside him and almost cried. Then I realized you were on the other side so I knew I hadn't made any bad decisions.
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