its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
around noonish you got carried out for spitting water and throwing cups at old people...
you took him to the bathroom with you to pee and told him he had to hold your hand..but he couldn't turn on the lights because you didnt want him to hear you peeing..and still got laid. i wish i had your life.
Never again. Her vagina looked like a sad old man.
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And here i was gonna offer you a complimentary blowjob.
did mom hear me barking???
oooooh yeah. good luck explaining that one
sooo high. sooo many dog friends
She just admitted to me that she was a pinecone.
He looks like he'd be great Lego character.
YOU COME FROM SAD WHALE FAMILY, DEEP IN OCEAN!
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And then we will celebrate by drinking and making fun of him. As per usual.
Just watched two people have sex in the pool. Hope you enjoy your yeast infection courtesy of the comfort inn.
The homeless guy who goes through my garbage cans just gave me a flyer for an AA group.
Wait... so you had sex and then your ear drum ruptured? I'm not sure if I want to ask if the two are related...
So adding to the list of things my boobs can do, sweeping with a broom is apparently a thing.
I get sad thinking about all the sex I’m missing out on because of the virus
I instituted “quarantine and chill” months ago. It’s not like penises go soft just because they’re working at home.
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