We should be called the Road Head Warriors
Also do the "tongue the pee-hole" thing.
I know i'm the slutty cousin, but be honest. have you ever got your nose ring caught on a guy's zipper?
he's my ex-boyfriend's best friend... he tried to make out with me to prevent me from hitting his friend. then they almost fought about it.
teach me your ways.
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I told her I had the flu when in reality I did way too many drugs last night, haven't slept and don't want to sit through a 3 hour buisness meeting trying to figure out which voices are real and which are in my head
I went from naked with lasts nights hookup to Ihop in 6 minutes flat
I think that's a new house record
Last night you told me you "were too high" and didn't deserve a hashbrown.
In other news, last night I told somebody they made eczema look so good they should call it sexzema.
I just watched a stripper purchase $43 of Rockstar and corn nuts. Godamnit! We need helmet cams.
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There's weed in my toothpaste. Explain.
Spending the night with him made me realize that stupid people both irritate and fascinate me, so I'd say it equaled itself out.
My vagina just clenched in fear
dont go in the freezer to fetch your weed. my vibrator may or may not be in there. not sayin, just sayin
I may or may not have puked near a bear on the side of the road this morning.
Yeah. We're taking this fuck buddy relationship to the next level. Sober weekday sex.
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