She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
My bad bro. I had no idea that when i suggested our triva team name be my last abortion tickled, that she would bring up cancun. Stay strong i think she really liked you
it seems as if every mistake i've ever made in life i've had an errection in one hand and a bud light in the other
She's like Mona Lisa when she's intoxicated. No one understands her but they all think she's marvelous
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all i remeber is falling off a fence and banging him in the middle of the street, not sure which one gave me this cut
Yeah I had to push her down the hallway to the hotel room in a luggage carrier. The guy at the desk told me goodluck
Think they will judge us if our pre drink is a kiddie pool of jello shots?
There is nacho cheese and blood everywhere.
The nurse who basically saved my life just came into the store. Didn't recognize her. Awwwwkward.
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It's not that I'm in love with her, so much as I would love to be her lesbian experience.
Not my type. One of those types that loves that they're educated, could drink their red wine and have an intellectual conversation and have a wonderful time
An adult?
carb up bitch. we're drinking with football players.
My neighbors are white girl rapping to Hamilton again...
you kept shouting 'jesus penis' when i was on the phone with 911
I think its a little fucked up she invited you to her wedding, are you going?
There is a lot of acid in my drugs right now
....ill put you down as a no then
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