glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
What are these yellow papers in the kitchen?
These are the tickets we got last night.
Did i sign this one as Grizzly Bear?
Yes...yes you did.
Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
They should make Glad Forceflex condoms.
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entire chemistry final was about beer... i actually might miss this place
she gave me one of those friendship bracelets and said as long as I wore it it was like an all-access pass to her vagina
Snorting lines of xanex off the back of my grandparents toilet before church. Thinking of u.
just run out there and shit all over the driveway when he comes.. and then point at him
Vodka?
Forever.
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I hurt so much. Not in the emotional way, but in the I went to dive bars sorta way.
I was wondering why he was in my phone as "Cat Guy", he seemed pretty normal. Then when we woke up he was wearing a shirt with a picture of his cat on it. The name stays.
She said she forgot something.. and when she came out she was carrying a garden gnome, and a bottle of vodka. she was too hot to question it.
We hooked up with 2 friends last night as always and she stole their fucking cocaine and I just had to drive to their house and make her give it back to him hahshshahahah only me
HAMMERED.. I made a peanut butter and jelly sandwich with toilet paper instead of bread...
Drinks have officially taken priority over self-respect, and I'm not even all that torn up about it.
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