all ill say about last night is that we tried to stop you. oh and the bus you're on is going to nashville.
i have only one word for you: 3somewithnorwegiangirls
Holy shit. Do you realize what this means? Officially all of my ex-bfs are either dead or gay
you cant keep talent like that locked up in a relationship
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If thou arrisest to consciousness before I, rise me to an office of alertness for occupations such as brunch. Warm Regards, your roommate.
She gave me a handjob at the dinner table while her dad was carving the turkey. I made eye contact with him. Im pretty sure he knew.
I got a blowjob dressed with a t shirt sweatpants and a Fanny pack. Not kidding.
He started going down on me while we were watching Land Before Time.
Incredible.
I'm texting you the word "cockring" because I feel it hasn't been said enough throughout our friendship.
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The DJ was throwing glowsticks into the crowd and managed to smack one guy in the face with them
I swear to god, my hangover cure is a green tea and a 15 minute twerkout. works every time
The worst part about being a grammar Nazi is all the porn I skip over because the titles are misspelled
These cutoffs are too tight but my ass looks like Freedom
We can't stop being roommates, you do such a good job of holding my hair back when I puke. I don't wanna buy hair elastics.
It's starting to get sad how I have this 'new beginning' feeling after every negative pregnancy test
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