maybe you should take the dick out of your mouth before you start talking.
i did. i'm using it as a microphone.
If penises could fly, my ass would totally be an airport.
i don't think my family understands the severity of a twenty first birthday.
OH GOD PAJAMAS ARE SUCH A HARD CONCEPT RIGHT NOW
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He just yelled in the bar, "So I stuck it in two girls butts, why are you bringing that up now?"
come over, blizzard of oz party. dress up.
It's official drugs can't kill me
We just ended up getting drunk and doing field sobriety tests on each for practice... No one remembers who passed.
trapped on the roof of the strip club. help
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Road trip to buy me a baby zebra..are you in or are you in?
honestly i just want a cigarette and someone to go down on me... are you interested in helping with either of those
How much morphine is too much? Keep in mind that I'm going to my graduation dinner with my parents.
Just got assigned a beer bong as hw in fluids to demonstrate the inverse of pascals principle. I love this prof
Not sure if your roommate speaks German while sleeping, or if she woke up, figured out we were fucking, and used German to swear at us.
It doesn't matter if it's only been 3 days since you last changed your sheets. If your fuck buddy comments on how your bed smells like sex, it's time to change them again.
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