ohhh my god. this party should be titled "my hookups of summers past" be expecting some good stories tomorrow
drinking steel reserve before noon and watching the price is right... 211... bet i pass out before then.
been home a week and haven't blacked out yet. i miss college
critical mistake not lubing the nipples
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Got a stripper to howl at my wolf shirt.
That's fun. I just masturbated and I swear my vagina creaked.
Seriously wondering if smoking a bowl for lunch was a bad idea.
OR THE BEST. STAY TUNED.
he went at my nipples like a starved dog.
I have a LOT of reasons to worry about radical feminists taking my lady balls, frankly. A lot.
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Thats alot of pressure.
Just on your vagina. BTW I'm passing your house.
watching spice world high feels so wrong yet so right
Did a 4 pm walk of GLORY the next day.
So do I get points for screwing my recently single ex boyfriend and then telling him to go fight for his ex back?
What happened?
Vodka. Vodka happened.
Get your dick back in here. On Saturdays, you're not allowed to leave my bed unless it's to make me bacon or coffee.
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