i wish everyone could be as happy as the people in the laxative commericals
Mom just apologized for her lack of a gag reflex not being genetic.
hell no. last time, i couldn't pee straight for a week.
I met the perfect girl for you, she's smart, likes cars, has at least one ear, and really blue eyes!
please elaborate on, "atleast one ear"
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There is tupperware vodka. thats right tupperwares full of vodka. best leftovers ever
what's not responsible about a pool full of beer?
we played a my little pint drinking game. It was awesome.
Plus I'm on the toilet and I can only describe it as if someone had kicked the cap off of a fire hydrant.
You were, but he disappeared after you said you wanted him to get you pregnant so you'd have a child by the time the Boy Meets World sequel starts
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The fact that you think I have a life is so flattering to me.
So just what does one wear when attending a sex toy party with ones mother-in-law?
Jeans and a nice top.
We had an in depth conversion about the best way to take a dick pic. Both with and without mirrors.
you ran up to the police and said "fuck the police shit we living in hell ". Then you dropped your Margarita and said "Darby Out" lol
He was trying to break into my apartment to get the coke he left last night, didn't engage parking break, so the van started rolling. yup, it's broken.
Want to help me interview candidates to replace my Cub/Boy Toy when he leaves for grad school next month?
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