problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
the cure to his relationship is in or around my vagina.
do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
Just saw a girl in a wheelchair puke then rally. Diversity matters.
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You know you're on day 1 of your period when the new mcdonalds commercial makes you cry
This is going to be a 3 day beach sex fest. Do you understand
I was in the bathroom puking up mountains of tequila and when he came to help me, I held the door shut and kept yelling at him to let me be a lady.
He ran into the room yelling "attack! Attack!", jumped on top of me on the air mattress, popped the air mattress, and then we had victory sex, because he was proud of popping it.
threw up outside of the dorms in the parking lot in the pouring rain on the first day of class, i'd say summer is off to a good start.
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bro your seconds weren't very sloppy last night, is everything ok?
So you're mad that you saw a penis at a swinger's party? That's rational
You're wonderful. How are you always such a good friend?
50% genetics, 50% driven by a desire for people to drunkenly eat donuts at my funeral and then have fantastic cry-sex afterward.
We got high and watched Winnie the Pooh. Isn't that what every normal person does on their break?
If you come home to me in lingerie and you start vacuuming...I need to reevaluate my priorities
I have rug burns on my nipples. Thanks for being an awesome wing girl.
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