Sorry, I have to go home and feed my nepotisms
Sorry, I can't talk, there's a herd of nepotisms headed my way
I think you came in my ear last night and I had to pick it out infront of my kids in class today
Come on, video tape it. Take one for the team
What's the protocol for seeing the two girls you've been sleeping with in the store WHILE buying condoms?
3some
You're right, stupid question.
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I think I ordered pizza when I got home. The email said the delivery time was noon today. So if that shit shows up I am the most amazing drunk on the planet.
I have no idea what happened after 2 AM. I woke up on my bike, in my bed, with a deep thigh bruise.
..She then engaged in what she called an "interpretive pole dance"
Did everyone make it back alive?
You say that with such hope.
Is that a no?
Yeah. Well last night I sold my shoes to a man who I'm pretty sure has a weird foot fetish for $150 cash.
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him crossdressing on the weekends is awkward but not a deal breaker for me.
Is it okay to thank someone for the orgasms they gave you, even though they weren't with you?
i asked my neighbor to open a bottle of vodka once and then we slept together
Dude on a beach in sicily and a blonde jesus just smoked us out and then tried to makeout with me I am never leaving this place
Who's phone is in my pants and why did I wake up clutching a handle of vlad?
Like how do you live your life and have never made a grilled cheese? The audacity of some people
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